To Hear is To Know

If I believed everything I heard at school today, I would believe:

1. There are now crocodiles living in mud puddles in Phoenix that will bite your feet if you accidentally fall in.

2. There is a house somewhere in the south-eastern part of Utah that has thousands of eagles living inside of its walls.

3. There are cougars running around the reservation that attack little children if they get too close.

4. Some children are psychic and you can tell they are psychic because in pictures, you can see straight through their stomach to whatever is behind them.

5. I have about 60 "best-best buddies" in kindergarten and 1st grade.

I obviously still have a lot to learn....